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makingthemgains:

Pizza ;)

Am I fabulous yet?

evilonyx:

kisstini:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

I AM SICK

Damn

O_O
fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I CAN GET THESE FOR A LOWER PRICE AT (INSERT LOCATION).”Bottom Text: “GO THE FUCK THERE, THEN”]
I don’t think this even really needs explaining. But a lady came in our store and asked the price of beaded curtains… then threw a fit, saying she could get them at Virginia Beach for half the price ($15). Now, my boss can’t even buy those for $15, and Virginia Beach is 100 miles away… so, yeah, totally, go to Virginia Beach and buy them, just get out of our store! The best part was when she didn’t even leave, but proceded to ask the price of various things just to scoff.

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

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Reblog if you dont have a bra on.

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dietcokeyass:

daidaitaimu:

That’s it, that’s the anime